The dumb dad has become a sad cultural icon. He's backwards, slow, and above all - harmless. 

Enough already.

Dad's, it's time to burn the ships and pick up the poleaxe. Get off the couch. Put down the beer. Roll up you sleeves. Your family's counting on you.

Treat Dad this fathers day with a mug, hat, and bag of coffee that leaves no room for misinterpretation of what kind of dad he is.